My Way

If I had it my way I’d be naked a lot more.

Being naked is fun. If I’m naked something good is going on. I can’t recall once when an event took place in my life where I was naked and the event sucked. There might be a time or two that the other person wasn’t exactly thrilled, but me, I always have a great time naked. Take showers for instance, sometimes I take two in a day. Naked during both. Sleeping is always more enjoyable in the nude. Massages, sex, even reading is more fun naked. I could go on and on and the answer will continue to be: life is better naked.

In case you’re wondering, this blog isn’t intended to start a worldwide naked movement. I think we all know that’d be a terrible idea. I don’t even want to start to picture the workers at Hardee’s in such a world. If you just got that picture in your head, feel free to go throw up now.

The real purpose of this blog is to give the public at large the chance to see what it is really like to be me from the inside out. People often get lost in my beauty and never get to see the real me. Here is your chance. I will voice my opinion on things that I view important. Basically, sports, movies, books, and politics.

The point of this blog is to “Establish your online presence. Create new clients for business. Improve your writing. Communicate with friends and family.” At least according to the Big Man. He is the webmaster and I am his humble servant of the web. I got a good chortle out of his purpose for my blog. I can see the headline now, “Zach Stratton has firmly established himself as one of the great bloggers of our generation.” If that doesn’t make your parents proud, you starring in soft-core porn will. I’m not sure how many people with a net worth over a million are going to read this, but I guess if they do I’ll be happy to take them on as clients. So if you are a millionaire and are looking for a financial planner with tax alpha and tired of the same old wire-house guy, then I’m your man. Improve my writing; let’s not get our hopes up. The last purpose is my favorite and sadly, probably the most likely to be true. Sad because we, as a society, have turned communication into posts and abbreviations. I envy the days when people used to write letters to each other. I want a pen pal.

What will this blog really be? The opportunity for everyone to voyeur into my life. To laugh and mock me on a regular basis. This will basically be my diary. I doubt I’ll start future blogs with Dear Diary, but outside that it will be just like a diary. So get ready for the juicy gossip about who likes who and who got a hand job on the hand ball courts.

Until I really figure out what I want to do with this, I’ll be posting my sports opinions, reviewing the books I read, monitoring my constant weight fluctuation, and my obsessive behaviors.

If you really hate it, you can always take your clothes off and be naked. That will ease the pain.